Mogki (mogki) wrote,
Mogki
mogki

I guess I just don't have much to write about lately.


Instructions: Bold any statement that is true.

I have never been drunk
I have never smoked pot
I have never kissed a member of the opposite sex
I have never kissed a member of the same sex
I have never crashed a friend's car
I have never been to Japan
I have never ridden in a taxi
I have never had anal sex
I have never been in love
I have never had sex
I have never had sex in public
I have never been dumped
I have never shoplifted
I have never been fired
I have never been in a fist fight
I have never had a threesome
I have never snuck out of my parent's house
I have never been tied up (sexually)
I have never pissed on myself
I have never had sex with a member of the same sex
I have never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
I have never been arrested
I have never made out with a stranger
I have never stole something from my job
I have never celebrated New Year's in Times Square (or national equivalent)
I have never gone on a blind date
I have never lied to a friend
I have never had a crush on a teacher
I have never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
I have never been to Europe
I have never skipped school
I have never slept with a co-worker
I have never been fisted and/or have never fisted anyone
I have never thrown up in a bar
I have never visited a site held holy by a major religion
I have never cheated on a final exam
I have never had a relationship with someone of the same-sex <---- that needs to be clarified.
I have never been/gotten someone pregnant
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